singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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