Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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