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Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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