Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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