I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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