so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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