he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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