Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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