Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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