Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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