porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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