Slut skills are useful in every country.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I have aggressive nipples.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Randomize
