..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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