I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
