I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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