So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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