how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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