check it out our google latitudes are spooning
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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