How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I wish there were birth control emojis
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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