Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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