Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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