alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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