Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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