Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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