You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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