Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He did a backflip because drugs
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