1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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