were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She swung at the pinata with crutches
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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