She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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