Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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