You work out of a Hotel?
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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