what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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