do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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