And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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