i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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