I wish I could punch you in the face.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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