belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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