jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
