You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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