so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
My pussy is not your playground.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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