Quick, to the slutcave!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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