And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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