What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
This is not my ceiling
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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