Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
There was a lot of him and a little penis
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
