it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I have post one night stand depression
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