The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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