Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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