Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
So. Much. Porn.
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