yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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