The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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